Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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