It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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