she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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