just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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