well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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