She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
