I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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