Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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