One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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