It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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