I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
