I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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