He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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