She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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