If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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