Well douche your snatch and let's go!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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