drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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