I want to stick my p in your. b.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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