i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He better not be in your backpack
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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