I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
