Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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