we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
