we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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