Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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