This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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