I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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