is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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