yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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