meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this will be a night to untag.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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