My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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