I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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