I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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