just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
