She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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