After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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