If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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