i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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