I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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