Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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