Define "chronic" masturbator.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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