I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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