Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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