just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
