Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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