when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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