My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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