love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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