doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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