it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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