I cockslap morals
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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