you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
do nipples grow back?
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