Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
