Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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