Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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