You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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