I'm drive I can fine osifer
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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