Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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