She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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