Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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